DAY I GOT NAKED

If what happened to me on this fateful day was a scene in one of Mr. Ibru’s film, you would have been forced to start your stomach (laff), ok let me not lift your expectations, it might turn out not to be funny and in turn lead to another embarrassing moment for me, but as at now this remains one of my top most embarrassing moments in life. It was the story of the day I got naked in my bathroom.

December 2008 couldn’t have ended in a more emphatic fashion, we were early enough to celebrate yuletide in our new house and I get to sleep in a bedroom I call my own, shower in my bathroom, u needed to see the way I was blushing on this day. I spent the first night in my room, it wasn’t too cold nor warm, it was just perfect. I spent the early hours of the next morning arranging and rearranging the room until I ran out of tsn(the style network) ideas, it then occurred to me “shower time”

I turned to my room door, reached for the knob and twisted the key until I heard KPRAM, did a quick strip dance for my pillow, i saw my towel but left it in the room, I mean what’s the use since the room door is locked I can do what I like(that’s what I thought) I entered my bathroom and closed the door in Adam’s kinda suit, took my time in the shower, brushed my teeth, scrubbed my unmentionables, shampooed my hair, in short I had my bath. After I was convinced that I’ve had a clean bath, I made way for the exit only to get the shock of my life.

I turned the door knob of the bathroom door and it had no effect, tried it over and over and over and over, but it still didn’t open, realizing I was naked and stranded I sat on my closet and placed my hands above head. i could hear my phone ring in the bedroom but it was the least of my problem. In my head I was contemplating whether to shout or to chillax until someone in the house misses my presence, I eventually decided to chill, after like 30minutes it seemed like nobody was missing me so I had to try the other option but it had no effect either.

After like an hour food was ready and mum wanted to find out why I wasn’t out early for breakfast, on hearing her footsteps I screamed then she came by and I explained the whole incident to her screaming. The chairman of the house heard of this and I could smell his breath of anger from where I was sitting.

They called for the carpenter and they were able to break into my room, before they set me free. The moment they opened the door, I saw my mom, dad, and the carpenter, I didn’t know if I was to cover my unmentionable with my hand or just free it, run to grab my towel or just walk to pick it, in the end I stood looking at the trio looking at me looking at them.

My room key was seized and I never asked for it since I don’t intend locking my room ever again until my honeymoon sha. I can never forget that day, to think of it our family friends came over shortly after the incident.